Hello 
I'm Siobhan Curran/Kisa Naumova, and this is my weblog. I tend to write about stuff like crossdressing, Macs, code, cats, wine and Second Life, but in general it's just an ongoing conversation about all sorts of stuff. If you'd like to know a little bit more about what this all is, I recommend starting on this page which has a little bit of info on who I am, and what I'm trying to do — or you could dive into my five years worth of archives if you like.
Otherwise, feel free to close this box and explore...
A Funny Thing Happened To Me On The Way To Transformation...
A Transvestite walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?"
badum chhhh
How many transvestites does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to change it, five to take pictures, eight to tell it how pretty it is, four to convince it that it needs to go out changed, six to take it to a support group, five to try and convince it that it should change full-time, and two to make a web page for it.
badum chhhh
Kris
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More! We want more!
What's the difference between a transvestite and director James Cameron?
James Cameron is famed for his bad-take fits...
Kris
Inspired!
What's the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky's wardrobe?
When you have a transvestite sailor, you have a dress on a seaman.
badum chhhh
What's blue and square (with very high heels)?
A transvestite in disguise (teee heee heee hee)
Ashamed to admit it's me
That was crap babe 
Two trannies went out for a Girls Night Out, and went decidedly overboard on the cocktails.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to wee. They were very near a cemetery and one of them suggested they do their business squatting down like real girls behind a gravestone.
The first trannie had nothing to wipe those little drips with so he took off his panties, and used them to dab his tinkle before throwing them away. His friend however was wearing an expensive bra, pantie and suspender set and didn't want to ruin them or throw them away. So, he looked around and was lucky enough to spot a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave nearby. He proceeded to wipe himself like a proper girl. After finishing, they made there way home.
The next day the first trannie’s gf phones the other trannie’s gf and says, "These damn trannie nights out have got to stop. My mincing little cherub came home last night without his panties."
"That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a card stuck between the cheeks of his bottie that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'"
Candy Dublin
A trannie does the shopping and leaves his girlfried to put it away and cook dinner. Later that night: GF: "These chicken fillets you bought are crap" TV: "Oh dear, er, yeah but — I thought you liked breast.
Susan 2
Absolutely, Siobhan, the Doctor was just great TV. Fab writers, great casting... a British Buffy in a way, but another few steps beyond. Anyway, on today's theme...
Lisping Lavender, the platinum blonde trannie, turned up all primped and preened for her final exam – not too difficult, just "Yes" or "No" answers required, and an hour to do it.
She took her seat in the exam room feeling all glam and gorgeous, stared at the question paper, and then with a flash of inspiration took a 10p coin out of her purse. She started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet "Yes" for heads and "No" for tails.
Within 20 minutes she was finished, while the rest of the class were still sweating it out. Just enough time to check her lippy and swish her hair. But then in a panic during the last few minutes of the exam, Lisping Lavender frantically started tossing the coin again.
The invigilator, concerned about what she was doing, stopped at her desk and quietly asked if she was ok.
"Oh yes, I'm fine. I finished the exam half an hour ago, but…" and explaining the frantic coin tossing, "…I'm going back through the questions and checking my answers.
Candy Dublin
Lisping Lavender, again (the blonde trannie), was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a moment and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
Candy Dee
After work, my secretary asked, "What are you gonna do when you get home tonight?" I replied, "Well, I’m gonna tear off my wife's panties!" "Wow!" she exclaimed. "I didn’t know you and your wife were so passionate!" "We’re not," I winked, "It’s just that these damn things are starting to cut into my waist!"
Candy D
Siobhan, sorry about yesterdays rather crass comment. Although I've crossdressed since I was a child, I've probably still got a lot to learn.
Lauren
I went out with an Irish trannie last night. Very frustrating. You can take the Girl out of Cork...
Candy Dublin
What's the difference between a transvestite and a porn mag?
You can't read a porn mag in the high street.
Once upon a time, there was a woman working at a lingerie counter when a trannie comes up to the counter with a pair of frilly panties and says she'd like to buy them, adding, "but only if you can embroider ‘If you can read this, you're too close.’ on the back."
So, the sales assistant takes the panties to the alterations desk, and excitedly describes the rather unusual request from her first trannie customer.
The seamstress says, "Well, she sounds like a bit of a stick in the mud for one of those girlie boys, but I can do that. Does she want capital letters or lower case?"
Since the sales assistant doesn't know, she goes back around to the counter, and asks, "do you want that in capital letters or ordinary lower case?"
Our pantie customer replies, with a smile, "Braille."
candy
Lisping Lavender... in retaliation. Men who aren’t into panties are like...
... bike helmets they're only any good in emergencies but usually just look silly.
... bank accounts without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
... high heels they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
... curling tongs they're always hot and always in your hair.
... mini skirts if you’re not careful they'll creep up your legs.
candy
Why did the Transvestite cross the road?
That's not important. The important thing is they felt comfortable while they were crossing over...