Hello 
I'm Siobhan Curran/Kisa Naumova, and this is my weblog. I tend to write about stuff like crossdressing, Macs, code, cats, wine and Second Life, but in general it's just an ongoing conversation about all sorts of stuff. If you'd like to know a little bit more about what this all is, I recommend starting on this page which has a little bit of info on who I am, and what I'm trying to do — or you could dive into my five years worth of archives if you like.
Otherwise, feel free to close this box and explore...
Gloriously Myopic
My illustrious Lancastrian blog-colleague, NRT 
, has a lovely little series going on where he takes search engine queries that have accidently brought people to his blog, and tries to answer the (often strange) questions contained therein.
I, on the other hand, just amuse myself by reading through the list of them in my stats and chuckling out loud at some of the strange and marvellous things people type into Google 
I have, in the past gone to great lengths to post some of the more amusing ones, complete with Oh So Witty Retorts™ from yours truly ... but I've got a lot to do today, so I'm just going to list some of the ones that made me smile this morning.
- jennifer aniston crossdresser
- trannyland
- nasty trannie
- noisey floorboards
- gifs scintillating pictures
- how can i meet a crossdresser in liverpool
- what font is sparkle gender¹
- grayson perry phone number
- i want trannies
- crossdresser glued into dresses
- there once was a girl called siobhan
- i hate leeds
- slobbing nobbing dreams
- i am in amsterdam and i want a transsexual
- the sorry story curran
- siobhan curran transvestite schoolgirl
- only half of laptop screen works the rest blank but works fine on external monitor
- bbc shipping forecast mp3 files
- spelling siobhan
- david tennant was he a crossdresser
- oh my god i'm a chav
- crossdress or crossdressed or crossdresses or crossdressing or crossdresser or crossdressers getting to like
- i haven't seen some of my friends for ages
- how well do you know siobhan?
- crossdressing i would like to live as a female and have a wedding dress on
- a picture of billie piper naked out of doctor who
- i hate becky site
- home phone numbers of crossdressers in northern ireland
Search engine queries fascinate me — especially the ones where an actual question is asked. Now, I know that sometimes it can be very useful to search for an actual question — because (on forums or FAQ pages for example) you're actually likely to find that someone has asked the same question.
But it's the mental image in my head of someone asking Google that tickles me — the strange perception that Google is somehow anthropomorphic...
Anyway, the main reason for me posting this is that there's one particular search query that continually crops up in the top ten on my list — and I can't for the life of me figure out why. Almost every time I check my stats, I see these words:
"clarissa in ass adventure"
WTF is that all about? 
I'm also wondering (of others who have stats), what's your favourite referring search query?
¹ Actually, lemme just answer that one. In the Sparkle logo, the word "Sparkle" is written in Coop Flaired Regular, while "The National Transgender Celebration" is written in Coop Forged Regular — both of which are available from House Industries. "The National Transgender Celebration" is not written in Comic Sans OK? If I see people writing it in Comic Sans, I will hunt you down and hurt you with sticks.
The search phrase I've wondered the most about (it only comes from UK versions of Google and MSN search) is:
"fairly odd spell off" or the variant "fairly odd smell off"
What is that ?!?
And there's my all time favorite from a few months back:
"images of fly unzipped"
Just today I had "can june sarpong walk", and I've had about 6 hits in the last couple of weeks for "transvestite world". I'm picturing something a bit like lego land, you get given a wig and heels on your way in and spend the day doing transvestite things.
Ya know, I don't get a lot of funny searches from Google. Usually it's just people wanting to find out what the hell "lao shu ai da mi" means. Or people, almost always from Denmark, looking for Vampyr Girls...
Emily Grae
Rarity
It's so infrequent, that when I actualy have a tidy house, I feel the need to document it
Is that a light fitting with no bulb hanging from the celing? Nice flat though.
Tidy
Aye, it is. Long story, but basically when I had the wall between the two downstairs rooms taken out, the builders messed up the electrics, so it's not wired into anything anymore.
I should really just take it out — it annoys the hell out of me.
You could put a fancy lampshade on it and then nobody would notice — maybe a nice big tasteful chandelier or something.
Tidy
it annoys the hell out of me
Simply take a couple of life-size photo's of a light bulb, cut out and slot together (so they form a cross when looked at from above), and affix to socket with a bit of blue-tack. If anyone asks, say it's an installation done in homage to whats-his-face, the surrealist who painted "this is not a pipe".
Ah — Magritte...
(I'm surprised no-one's brought up the obligaroty "How many transvestites does it take..." yet )
...just two, but it has to be a big bulb (I'll get me coat).
Kerry Kostume Komic
Remember the weird, fucked-up latex 'female' masks that were floating around a while back? Well, guess what... — (via Wired)
Fuck that stuff scares me...
Yes, same here. I apologise for linking to it.
Don't have nightmares...
I'm also wondering (of others who have stats), what's your favourite referring search query?
My favourite is simply the word "book" — perhaps next time he/she could go one better and just search for "website".
The trouble with looking up your stats, I find, is that some of the queries are so irritating I end up searching Google myself...
I've found some weird and wonderful sites by doing that Stephanie, what scared me rigid once was someone finding my blog by typing "Jane" on the search engine s/he used I was forth :-o
"clarissa in ass adventure"
WTF is that all about?
When you find out, do you mind letting me know?
I was hoping you'd be able to tell me, actually
I'm wondering about the 'slobbing nobbing dreams' myself...
Dare you to Google it...
I Get The Feeling
...that this is one of the last times I can lean out my back door and enjoy the warm evening, for a while.
There seems to be a storm coming
↑ this photo seems in some way related to Clarissa's ass adventure
*ahem* My ass is very choosy, I'll have you know
Looks like your left bum cheek is singing
That'd be the curry I had earlier
ahem My ass is very choosy, I'll have you know
That's why it's an adventure!
Beki
That'd be the curry I had earlier
Well, tht's classy!
Beki
the search engine result I find odd is the 24 people have found me by typing...not. What is that about?
1 person each found me by typing...unstable...pray...from and too.
BTW nice assets
ahem My ass is very choosy
I'll choose not to make a comment on that one
the wierdest search query that found my blog was "shaped cartons". I've never mentioned cartons of any description so god knows how they found me.
I did a search and I must be result 1 million or something. I couldn't find any links to me.
Stephanie Rowe
Those jeans resemble my old faves, assuming theyre holes I can see, love your stained floors in your house btw
Well why not try www.google.com/trends. Driving hits to your web site is an art. Try entering Siobham Curran into Google. Being tagged on other sites sure helps because the more you "spread" your name — got you worried there for a second — the more you register. Somehow we can create an identity of our choice which I favour in preference to the identity we might create using other peoples interpretation, but there again most people try to minimize such personal exposure whilst "pushing" their virtual self into ever higher orbits and why not? Virtual is a whole lot safer!
Did you mean "Siobhan Curran"?
(Actually, try Googling for just "Siobhan" — I'm rather proud of that)
Your house is so gorgeous. Can I move in? Remember, I am fun to sleep with.
har har har!
One of the favourite recurrent ones I get is Celebrity Thong from Google images.
Other top hits have included:
The rumours of Barry Chuckle's death being greatly exaggerated
The best. search. hit. ever.
And of course, advanced wanking from only last week