Hello 
I'm Siobhan Curran/Kisa Naumova, and this is my weblog. I tend to write about stuff like crossdressing, Macs, code, cats, wine and Second Life, but in general it's just an ongoing conversation about all sorts of stuff. If you'd like to know a little bit more about what this all is, I recommend starting on this page which has a little bit of info on who I am, and what I'm trying to do — or you could dive into my five years worth of archives if you like.
Otherwise, feel free to close this box and explore...
Happy Torchwood Crew Snogging Bingo Fun Game!
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While the promised post-watershed 'adult' content hasn't quite lived up to expectations, one thing that we have been treated to so far in Torchwood is good old-fashined random snogging every five minutes. Now you too can join in the BBC bi-fest with this exciting, state-of-the-art, interactive blatant copyright rip-off fan-art Torchwood Snogging Bingo!
Just click on the link below to get your card, print it off, then each week enhance your Doctor Who Spin-off Excitement by putting a little tick in the box corresponding to whichever polysexual cast member decides to lock lips with another for no reason whatsoever.
Then, whoever's the first to send in their completed card will, ack I dunno, get a prize or something¹.
Meanwhile, we here at Tranniefesto will be keeping a close watch on all forthcoming episodes, and charting the inter-cast tounge-tangoing with our specially commisioned Torchwood Snogometer...
Yes. I do enjoy making these little graphs too much 
¹ Prize only open to UK residents. By 'prize' I mean something like an email saying "well done" or "w00t!" maybe. I'd put my signed John Barrowman photograph up as a prize, but yous aren't worth it, frankly. And besides, it says "To Princess Siobhan" on it, so it's not much use to you anyway.
charlotte
No, you're absolutely right — and it was a full-on snog as well. Thanks Charlotte 
I'll update the graph...
A scene from sometime in 1978:
Siobhan's Mum: Eat your peas.
Little Siobhan: No!
Siobhan's Mum: Eat your peas.
Little Siobhan: No! I hate peas!
Siobhan's Mum: Eat your peas.
Little Siobhan: NO!
Siobhan's Mum: I'll let you make a graph about peas afterwards.
Little Siobhan: OK. I love peas, me.
I'll let you make a graph about peas afterwards.
But I do like peas — it's stringy beans that I hate, as I believe this graph will demonstrate...
Seeing that it seems to be set in a public lavatory / SM dungeon / tube station, I’m a wee bit disappointed that there has only been snogging so far.
Ciara
Something about that bingo card reminds of the "The Adventure Game'...
All it needs is some kind of 'vortex'...
Eddie Izzard On Your Tom Tom
Is this real? Is it old news? Who cares?! "Bear left! Monkey right!"
That graph is exceptionally instructive. Thank God for science.
You must, of course, excuse my hurried and crappy cutting out of the vegetables
Don't apologise — the blocky edges only serve to enhance the feeling of cutting-edge science.
Ah, the joy of the Open University circa 1979...
Narcissus 2.0
Caravaggio — early pioneer of web-trends
LMAO at the veggie graph.
I think Torchwood should be classed as a comedy as it's so hard to take it seriously.
Perhaps we should have a graph on the number and location of the "Look Cardiff is as cool as Las Vegas" helicopter shots.
location of the "Look Cardiff is as cool as Las Vegas" helicopter shots
I'm just guessing Connie, but I would have thought they'd mostly be "above Cardiff" myself 
Let me guess... You watched Ordinary Decent Criminal last night? It had me browsing for Caravaggio, too!
(And let's not mention the dodgy accents!!)
Well, I thought about not putting the quotation marks around the "shit". But then pre-empted the replies. However, maybe it would've been a laugh.
Ahem. I did like Gwen's shit.
Rachel
I think I'm putting Eddie's voice on my TomTom when I get it from my mum. :3
I haven't seen last Sunday's episode yet but is useless bloke really Gwen's husband? I thought he was her terribly modern 'partner' so as to make it easier for everyone when the writers decide to ignore the first rule of writing and have her dump him and shack up with someone else.
God, you people. You're all so picky 
Torchwood is so the most unsecret secret organisation around. And what exactly do you think the entry tests are like?
You find some cool alien sweets, do you:
a. report this and submit them to rigerous testing in a controlled environment.
b. report this and submit them to a 'have one when feeling peckish' test back at your desk.
c. scoff the lot.
If you answered b or c then your in, but answering c would put you in line for a position that alows un fetted access to all areas without any fear of being monitored.
James
Torchwood is so the most unsecret secret organisation around.
Bit like MI5, MI6, Mossad, The DGSE and all the other Secret services then! Everyone knows that they exist, and yet they're all considered to be Secret Service Organisations.
The only difference is we don't know what they actually do.
dear friend
Victoria my best trans friend and I have open a new site
Would you do me the big favour to put our new site in your link
All my love and success
Many thanks
The new site
www.shemaletstv.com
your link and pics will be in our site as soon as you are ok
love
Victoria and Erica
Big big kisses
Hope to see you in paris one time
Love
Erica
www.ericatv.com
OK, here's the plan...
I counter all usual behaviour and realise that I'm drunk well before blowing off some steam.
I leave that (↑) comment there for a couple of days while I go off and teach for a bit.
I come back on Thursday night, fresh and ready after having a good six hours alone in the car to work up a damm good rant as to why this weblog isn't some kind of inter-tranny link-exchange that perpetrates the insular, self-sustaining wank-fest (both literally and intelectually) that our community has degenerated into, and that I'd really rather some people read through a few things before they assumed this was otherwise.
Is the Eddie Izzard voice for real? I'm sure that's more than the John Cleese one.
What I'd pay good money for, oh yes, is a tomtom Tim Curry drool
A Tim Tim™ would be rubbish. It would say things like "After the lights, turn..."
"...left"
(Oh yeah! Rocky Horror gags — you can't beat'em )
Wet your nins — http://www.3pointd.com/20061106/tv-show-big-brother-coming-to-second-life/
Hmm, see, despite SL being somewhere where I exist in contrary to my usual self, I lost interest in BB after the first series, and the thought of watching avatars stuck inside a house fills me with so much boredom, I thnk I might implode.
If that's the best someone can come up with for an SL/RL crossover TV show, the the human race is doomed.
hmm i might be miss remembering here but didn't captain jack also snog the sex crazed alien, oh hang on it might just have been a kiss, i really can't recall, oh well hope this hasn't mucked u your graph to much.