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I'm Siobhan Curran/Kisa Naumova, and this is my weblog. I tend to write about stuff like crossdressing, Macs, code, cats, wine and Second Life, but in general it's just an ongoing conversation about all sorts of stuff. If you'd like to know a little bit more about what this all is, I recommend starting on this page which has a little bit of info on who I am, and what I'm trying to do — or you could dive into my five years worth of archives if you like.

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Tuesday, 12th December, 2006

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The Best Laid Plans

Ah, see, this isn't quite what I'd intended to do tonight.

Earlier this evening, just whiling away the hour between five and six — during which time the hideous crawling mass that is 'Leeds Rush Hour Traffic' dies down to a more acceptable level, I popped into the library to see what they had.

I never usually wander through the non-art sections, but I thought I'd take a browse.

Amongst the things that caught my eye (including a book that started talking about aversion therapy to cure 'fetishistic transvestism') was something called "Blah blah blah Something about digital photography and I can't be arsed to go downstairs to find out blah blah blah".

Marvelling at the way all I seemed to have to do was wave the thing in the general direction of the computers in the foyer to take it out, I trotted back to my office (to lock up) with the lofty intention of spending a quiet, relaxed evening at home.

The plan was to come home, have a glass of wine, jump in the bath, and chill out in front of the fire in my little gothy number with the book.

Tres civilised and — dare I say it — academic.

Somewhere, however, inbetween the bath and the book, I seem to have somehow managed to find myself not in my gothy number, but in my schoolgirl uniform instead :unsure:

Academia will have to wait for another night. Tonight is wine and furtive fun :biggrin:

ReWriteRule

I can't be arsed to Google sometimes. So if anyone has a handy ReWriteRule that they'd like to share with me, so that I can redirect requests to a certain JPG of mine from a certain *cough*myspace*cough* domain, so I can serve up a JPG with the words "Stop taking the piss out of me, you infantile, wank-brained, cum-spleened fucktards", I'd much appreciate it.

Not really my domain, but have you seen Google today? It's got Munch's "Scream" as the logo :smile:

What's the Myspace story? Have I missed something here:unsure:

i just deleted my old 'foul image for bandwidth leechers'. rewrite. i stopped using it long ago when i realised the joke was on me cos they were still sucking down hundreds of megs, and so just went for the elegant 'fuck-off image-not-found' question mark, and stuck this im my images folder:

RewriteEngine on

RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} !^$

RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} !^https?://(www.)?tranniefesto.co.uk/?.*$ [NC]

RewriteRule .(gif|jpg|jpeg|png|mp3|mpg|avi|mov|pdf|swf|tif|tiff)$ — [F,NC]

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The manual way is also fun too...

Someday This MySpace User is going to come back to his profile and see that the background image he sponged from my site isn't the one he thought it was. :biggrin:

Genius :biggrin:

@Becky:

You rock (remind me never to get on the wrong side of you)!

Heheh, as if you need reminding. :wink:

He also can't spell 'intellectual'.

or 'spontaneous'